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In this busy world people always look tensed and they find little time to laugh. Perhaps, you are aware of one of the most popular saying ‘laughter is the best medicine’; by laughing you will be able to control health issues and you feel relaxed. Remember, laughing will not cost you anything; on the contrary you gain in the form of improved health.
Funny jokes put people together and make them forget the unsavory past. Several events happen around us that can really make us laugh. But unfortunately many times we fail to recognize them. Therefore the best alternative is to read some interesting and heartwarming jokes. Share a joke and make people laugh and the smile would remain on their face and in their mind for several hours. Watch awesome comedians like Jerry Seinfeld, Jeff Dunham or Terry Fator whenever you get a chance. Here we present to you 10 jokes for the day!1. This is a joke related to a classroom in a school:
Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
2. Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & turned it off again. Then he said, "We have reached your destination". The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said "Thank you". The 3rd guy slapped the driver. The driver was shocked thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked "What was that for?" The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us!"
3. Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Boy: Good! *walks away*
4. Man: Why are all these people running?
Spectator: This is a race; the winner will get the cup
Man – If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
5. Master : Go and water the plants
Servant: Sir, it is already raining.
Master: So what? Take an umbrella and go
6. Postman – I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Man – why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted it
7. Breaking new: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in the city. Local authorities have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
8. Father to son after the exam : Let me see your report card
Son: My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents
9. Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing cannot be heard. Now, may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?
10. Teacher : Correct the sentence ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Student: Ladies first.
Hope you enjoyed these. Check back again tomorrow for more!
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